ok so a blonde goes into a hair salon to get her hair cut, but she has headphones on. the hair stylist says that she has to take off her head phones so she can cut her hair. the blonde says no i can't, i'll die. so the lady says ok. she starts cutting her hair on the right side of her hair, and tells her that she has to take off the headphones. the blonde says no i can't, i'll die. so the lady keeps on cutting on the back side of her hair. she tells her again, you have to take off your headphones. the blonde says, no i can't i'll die. the lady ignores her and starts cutting her hair on the left side and she says, you REALLY have to take off your headphones now. the blonde says, no i'll die, i'll just die. so the lady gets mad and pulls off her headphones and the blonde falls to the floor and starts choking and dies. the lady puts on the headphones and it was a cd playing "breathe in, breathe out, breathe in , breathe out"