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Can you make any sense out of this poem?
Millie the maid liked Barnaby Jeeter
Barnaby Jeeter liked Kentucky Sue
Kentucky Sue, hot for the hillbilly
hillbilly hunkered for Molly Macrue
Molly Mcrue was pretty enticing
Enticing fellows who came in the bar
Bar none, but one would break through and win her
win her away, was not hillbilly Hank
Hillbilly Hank though, attentive and kind
kind of provoked that lass molly’s reserve
reserved as she was at that point in time
Time to get moving, here comes Barnaby
Barnaby Jeeter smiled slyly at Sue
Sue winked at Billy with one eye of blue
Blue jeans and tattoos displayed in the sun
Sun going down off from work Millie comes
Millie comes laughing and singing a verse
verse meant for Jeeter but he was confused
confused and forlorn, was blown off by Sue
Sue me for starting this …I’m confused too
In a nutshell it's saying;
When kinfolk come
and gather by the dozen
Fight that urge
to pork yer second cousin
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