FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.

FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES... Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also, 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES - California grown - 89 cents lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE . WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.

AND THE BEST ONE :

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes,
Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer No longer needed, got married last month.
Wife knows everything.